Kimberly Clark

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.

One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.

by MR Nipple June 7, 2014

Ethan Kimberly

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He's always there for you and always makes your day. He might be moody sometimes but overall Ethan's the best. He'll make you laugh and smile whenever you feel sad. He's truly the best.

A: who’s that sweet guy?
B: thats ethan kimberly!

by anaxaguero March 11, 2019

Kimberly Hughes

A hot,incredibly sexy,and funny girl. You're lucky to meet her. Best to ask out on any date related occasion.

Bro Kimberly Hughes is the real deal ask her out or esle you will die

by S P I M P Y February 13, 2019

Kimberly Lamb

A Gorgeous, artistic, confident girl. She could brighten up the darkest of nights and could show a blind person the world. Kimberly is the smartest girl in the group but tends to undermine herself and see the good in others.

“Look at Kimberly Lamb over there, isn’t her smile absolutely dazzlingly gorgeous?”

by Butter.it January 8, 2018

Kimberly cortez

She is the type who will be by your side she is a partner in crime and will do anything for her loved one &’ family she can be prideful but if she likes you enough she will put her pride aside for you &’ that’s when you know she likes you <3

By a Kimberly Cortez

by Dollyspx July 7, 2020

Kimberly Hernandez

A gorgeous female with an outgoing personality. She's a natural light that people are attracted to, almost like months to a flame. Kimmy H is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Person 1: "Kimberly Hernandez is so hot."
Person 2: "She's Mid."

by Kimberlyfanboy01 February 14, 2023

Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.

My brand new car is Kimberly clean

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022