juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.

Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.

by Kuznit July 30, 2024

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.

Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.

by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016

Juggling the Boys

Playing with your balls.

I’m going to be fifteen minutes late, I was juggling the boys.

by DatRoon May 22, 2021

Juggle trouble

When you feel the intercourse is not going well, so you pull out and start juggling with no warning.

I was having sex, and I had to juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025

Juggling

The act of having 3 average penis's around your face trying to "juggle" between them

Girl 1:Where's Jenna?
Girl 2: She's juggling in the bedroom
Girl 1: What a Whore!

by LegendTwenty7n August 15, 2017

palm-juggle

Where ya playfully "bounce" someone's hands up and down by lightly slapping his palms upwards from below with your hands, like you're juggling tennis-balls.

Hand-stack and wrist-clap are awesome ways to have fun wif pretty girls, but smilingly playing palm-juggle is even more likely to elicit da delighted giggles from dem.

by QuacksO October 6, 2018