jose

A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.
I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today!
by heartlessA February 4, 2010
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jose

if you meet a boy named jose you are very lucky. jose is probably one of the cutest people you'll ever meet. he is also kinda awkward but also sweet and caring.
jose is so cute and sweet
by sweetgirls😌💖 February 26, 2020
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jose

1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
by TheBeebs January 6, 2008
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jose

1: Hey Jose, strip for me
2: OK.
by josecarlos258 July 19, 2014
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jose

Hey that jose is a smooth cat
by Cheito July 15, 2008
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jose

the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
by b.grace January 12, 2009
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Josely

Josely is a fucking savage!
by Blue_Lethy19 YT February 1, 2020
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