Jonah

He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc

Jonah is soooo cool I wish I could be jonah

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Jonah

A clown fucker. Nasty boi.

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah

by Not reliable January 9, 2022

Jonah

An enjoyer of lemons

Isn't that jonah? wow that guy sure like delicious, juicy lemons

by Josef Mama January 14, 2022

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022

Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 14, 2022

Jonah

A short ass btich

"Did you see Jonah?"
"Barely."

by Liuek April 3, 2022