Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
Get the Joeymug. Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 6, 2020
Get the Joeymug. 
Most commonly a new ride that rides all sketchy or dresses in such a way that he looks like a storm trooper.
by TTC9899 June 3, 2017
Get the Joeymug. Joey is the kind of guy who would be your closest friend, be there for you in hardest times, save your life, cover your back, and then fuck your ex.
We have a Joey Level threat approaching, I repeat, we have a Joey Level threat approaching! EVASIVE ACTION!!!
by Crantomio August 23, 2022
Get the Joeymug. 