Joel

joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades

girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"

by chad chadinson February 12, 2019

Joeling

To masturbate

I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.

by Gvilleddq January 3, 2014

Joel

A pure Ghanaian boy that does voodoo and uses it against his enemies when needed so be careful when u meet a joel

Boy: yoo chill he does voodoo

Girl: I ain’t scared of joel

by Jdndhd March 3, 2019

a joel

Something that seems like a very good idea at first but then turns out to be the worst decision you have ever made.

Sleeping with her seemed good at the time, but it turned out to be a joel.

by awfulshow August 30, 2007

Joel

Joel is an annoying kid who is fat, loud, and abnoxious and he never knows when to stop talking

"I hate Joel."

by iwanttogotobed November 2, 2020

joel

probably has a crush on the most popular girl in school then decides to have a crush on a non popular girl

jdgbshewfb joel

by bills confindentio0l November 4, 2019

Joel

If you meet a Joel:

run.

-a person, "OMG, Joel looks so cool with that gun. OH MY GOD HE JUST- WHAT THE FU- HE JUST SHOT MY PARENTS OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP HE'S POINTING THE GUN AT M-"

by jdeofienelr January 3, 2023