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Jesse

A guy who leads a girl on why sleeping with other girls and/or in a long term relationship
Person 1: I got Jessed again
Person 2: again?
by Yourhomierach June 16, 2017
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Jesse

A mentally challenged guy who when bored kills himself in gta during a history making everyone mad at him he also likes gay porn and fingers his ass and eats the shit like chocolate.
Jesse you're a fucking dumbass why'd you kill yourself go finger your ass
by Thecumpump August 19, 2020
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Jesse

the sexiest animal you will ever see
i just ran into a Jesse.. I will never be the same it was sooo sexy!
by yevette July 1, 2012
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Jesse

Biggest asshole you will ever meet, stay away at all costs!!!
Yikes, stay away from that jesse
by nick wediiidddd 455 March 19, 2017
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Jesse

Jesse is a really good friend although most people don't appreciate that. Don't let her go becaue she is the most loyal person you will ever meet.
Omg she did that for you? That's such a Jesse thing to do.
by troyesivandelrey November 18, 2016
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jesse

He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.
Guy:Why is that guy fucking a penguin"?
Guy:he is probably a jesse
by chuwangd December 15, 2017
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Jessing

1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.

2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.

3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.

4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.

5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!

Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
by *Nuudles* December 15, 2011
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