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chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard
(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"
by Wise Guy July 20, 2003
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jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it
by gethorny.com August 21, 2021
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shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.
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circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?
by ula May 13, 2005
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TV jerking

Turning the tv on, and flip to a random channel, and you have to jerk it to the first person you see
"hey man wanna try TV jerking"?

-ahhh why not.
by anthonynnnnay July 22, 2011
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Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011
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Jerminsthion Orchalis

Native life form of the planet CORPLANIS 9.
Shortened to Jerry.
It is similar to arachnids of Earth, only 12x their size.
Their bites carry a venom that regenerates dead cells - wired in a primal beast like stage, causing the infected human to become a ZOMBIE!! Avoid this if at all possible.
That fucker just got bit by a Jerry "Jerminsthion Orchalis"
SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!
by doctor Z.cure August 5, 2011
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