a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.
a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."
by Gavyn August 24, 2004
Get the Beef Jerkymug. When an angle is stiff or rigid it is also known as herky-jerky. If your teacher ever asks you a question about transformations in middle school, always say that transformations are herky-jerky movements.
Teacher: Yo bruh, u got some of dat mathematics info cuz?
Student: Yuh. You already KNOW that be herky-jerky
Teacher: Hell yeah my dude.
Student: Yuh. You already KNOW that be herky-jerky
Teacher: Hell yeah my dude.
by ghlow October 10, 2019
Get the herky-jerkymug. James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.
by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021
Get the Gas station jerkymug. It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
by Boner Forest May 16, 2015
Get the new jersey jerkymug. by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010
Get the Jerky McTrigger Slapmug. a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
Get the beef jerky in a dressmug. Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”
by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023
Get the Teriyaki Jizz Jerkymug.