jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads

Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden

by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016

jaden

jaden is a great friend, gay, likes cody, but its ok hes always there for u if u need him great to talk to and really funny

hey jaden

by cfhaairtlhye May 15, 2019

jaden

a very fucking ugly dude that is dirty minded and is stupid and dont know how to get a girlfriend and is gonna be a virgin for the rest of his life

id never date that rabbit and hes stupid
jaden is gay

by billy drake April 24, 2019

JADEN

JADEN IS FUCKING FAG THAT LOVES LITTLE KIDS, HE HAS SUCK A MANY OF COCKS BUT IS STILL A VIRGIN, HE LOVES WAAMAN AND GEORGE FORMAN'S BUT HE CAN ONLY SUCK COCK BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE ASIAN FAG.

GODDAMNIT JADEN HOLD THAT FUCKING CORNER AND DONT LET THE SAGE GET THROUGH

by JADEN IS A CUNT July 21, 2020

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

by accurate definer October 5, 2019

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys

omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day

by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019