by Softail October 3, 2017

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

by livi1234 March 12, 2009

noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.
by Lewis and Clark April 9, 2007

by Afan O'Donovan November 27, 2007

The sexual act of cumming in a girls eye, and giving her a dead-leg. This results in her hopping around, one eye closed, like a jolly pirate
by Mr. Popageorgio July 8, 2006
