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jet off

how to say jack off in a viet accent
do you jet off uncle same i see the porn on yo computa
by bich nigguh March 18, 2008
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jet lag

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.
I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.
by Cesar January 2, 2005
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cobra jet

A 428 CI engine built by Ford Motor Cokpany between the years of late 1968 and 1970. It came out first to the public on April 1,1968; April Fools Day. It was purposely factored low in the horsepower department to allow it to run in certain racing divisions. It was bumped up in horsepower by the authorites, but still was arguably under stated. It holds records still today, almost 30 years later. When you encounter a 428 Cobrajet..beware..it is badass. Ford later used the Cobrajet nomiker with 429 and 351 engines.
428 Cj 428 SCJ ( Super Cobra Jet- had lower end strengthening done )
by Pete's Ponies August 10, 2006
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Cool the Jets

Jees Matt, cool the jets! i only did your mother
by Niall Robinson December 24, 2007
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easy jet

Low cost, budget short haul flight operator between many European cities. Owned by a Greek dude, they are often the cheapest carriers about - you have to pay for food and drink, but on the upside, the female cabin crew are often pretty fit.
"How you getting to Luton bro?"
"Easy Jet innit"
by Mister Pea September 26, 2006
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Jet Lighter

A lighter, that makes a flame so hot, it will burn you on contact. The Flame is blue and usually its electrical. They Usually have a nice design. Also they are Refilled with Butane(and 15$ or more)
Bob: Woah, where did you get your Triple, Green flame Jet lighter?

Phil: Got it from a grade 12, he got it for me and i payed him!
by StreetlightManifesto December 28, 2005
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scramble the jets

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation
Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!
by Aleji October 21, 2010
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