left lane idiot

On some highways the far left lane is designated for passing only. (Typically with signs that read "Left Lane For Passing Only") Left lane idiots are people who stay in the left lane, even though they're not passing anyone.

I got stuck behind a left lane idiot and a slow poke in the middle lane for twenty miles.

by RedWillow February 22, 2009

idiot proof

Something the internet isn't.

If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.

by RabarJabar August 4, 2009

idiotspeak

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.

iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...

by Someone who can actually type May 16, 2006

Idiot Stick

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

bloody idiot

A British term for a total dumbass.

If you drink and drive you are a bloody idiot.

by An Excommunicated Elf July 3, 2009

idioto

Another word for idiot.

dude u are such an idioto

by drgnflm13 December 2, 2004

idiot boxing

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.

“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”

by SativaCyborg October 3, 2019