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by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021
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A amazing country where the people range from dark to light naturally due to history. With brown hair and eyes being like chestnut or dark brown the most common. A very artsy stunning beautiful country. I'm half italian/neapolitan and we're a very proud people. Morally sound for over 90 percent of population. Mafias do exist but its more about politics, extortion, control and occasional wars/murders. The misconception that mafia is what you have to watch out for in italy is wrong. Pickpockets and tourist scams are the biggest thing you'll run into even in southern italy. Theft even here in canada is common. Italy's food is fantastic and and art form. Hear the modern music as well even if it's from street culture it's still one step above(Ultimo). And yes many great operas, art and many geniuses throughout its history. As well as gay people; italians are more open about sexuality. While sharing common traits with Arab cultures it is more western. And greece that gave those cultures similarities. Keep educating yourself about the world you live in. Ciao a tutti personi.
That person is italian he has chestnut brown hair and eyes and speaks passionately.
by A700 August 24, 2021
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Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.

Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.

Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.

You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.

Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?

In italy, you're a noble man.

Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?

No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.

Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?

Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
A): "Where you're from?"

B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"

B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021
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Any one who has played at least 3 Mario games.
"Which Nintendo games have you played?"
'Oh, I'm Italian. I've played Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario Bros Wii, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party..'
by MrBadBan January 22, 2022
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A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza
John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt
by Realistic ice March 19, 2022
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A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.
Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.
by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022
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-Bro I heard she’s Italian
-No wonder she’s so fine, Ima ask her out soon.
by oscu is a qt June 14, 2022
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