Israel is fake

A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.

To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.

To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.

Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?

Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...

Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.

Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion

by Catty McGee June 4, 2019

Did you know that Israel?

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.

Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot

by CutieFox9 October 17, 2022

going alpha israel

Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha

Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel

by batis November 15, 2014

israel eyes

A phrase used to describe someone who has the prettiest eyes.

Wow! He has such israel eyes.

by chuuuuuuunnnky January 11, 2021

israel3zpoyt

I nice YouTuber with a kind personality he is also mean in some ways but he has his way. His videos are 6/10 but he gets a lot of likes. He does a fascinating jobs on his channel

Israel3zpoYT is a cool youtuber

by Fan_of_Israel3zpoyt June 2, 2018

israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

iriely

a depressed human being with a loving heart.

ex. she's such a iriely!

by hakdogie June 16, 2020