asian invasion

gatherings or events with big groups of asians in other racial dominated areas.

asians who are 'white(american) washed' usually run from these asian crowds to avoid stereotypes.

ex 1: those huge asian tour guides at theme parks (ie. Disneyland, Six Flags, etc)

ex 2:
Non-asian friend: WOW! There's a mob of asians! Asian invasion! Can you speak their language??!
White washed asian:...... JUST BECAUSE IM ASIAN..

ex 3:
a group of 9 asian friends get together with two white/spanish/etc friends.
white/spanish/etc friends: Asian invasion!

by xoxoStacyoxox January 1, 2009

Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011

malaysian invasion

When the dancefloor gets taken over by a good-looking jazzy Malaysian dude. He takes all the girls and they love him because he's so cool and has spinner rims.

Shaniqua got hit by the Malaysian invasion and went home with some guy talking about chicken satay.

by Adam_Jazzy June 29, 2009

Sausade Invasion

when you take a sausage and place it in the ass of your partner, invading the saucy parts of the body.

That girl was just asking me to give her a sausade invasion, so I did.

by Captain Wiggles May 4, 2007

hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina

I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010

brain invasion

When you hold someone down, cover their mouth, and blow air into their nose so that it feels as if their brain is being "invaded". Fun way people annoy their younger siblings, along the lines of the wedgie or the wet willie.

When she held me down and gave me a brain invasion my head felt like it was going to explode.

by BabyAly1 September 17, 2006

inverseintroactivism

the process of, or act thereof, assembling technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

we were dumb-founded to learn that theives stole our computer equipment while assembling them! it amazed us to find out how it was done, now we do it regularly.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004