Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

bunny instincts

Instincts to constantly fuck like rabbits. May or may not involve breeding.

''He has a lot of siblings because his parents have bunny instincts.''

by the random. January 28, 2026

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021

instructoid

A short web tutorial designed to quickly give the viewer working knowledge of and about a factoid. Also called a "coffee break tutorial."

"I learned what 'marginal utility' is from an instructoid on the web."

by coinola November 28, 2009

istinct

istinct in contrast to instinct is an unnatural adaptation by the human species. Conceived from the species unnatural environment manifested by the synthetic material world of his own creating. An attribute of mans adapted istinct is the source for mans noninherent drive for self (interest) which is itself a stimuli brought about by mans physical senses (material senses) which in turn is the source for the fostering within the human species the unnatural avidity for greed!, and is as such detached from mans innate volition for (self-preservation!). Wherefore, instinct is a natural attribute of man's organic drive for self-preservation and as such his consciousness, whereas the first (istinct) is not.

istinct is a stockbrokers intuition or hunch for knowing when to buy or sell on the market.

by Baron Neville July 18, 2019