ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 05, 2005

Ice Cream Sunday

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

by Lonely Larry March 24, 2015

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 26, 2019

Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.

I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Ice Cream Cunt

A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.

Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.

by NatashaisShan June 22, 2016

Ice cream

Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk

There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.

by kwang June 05, 2003