by Ryan Ogilvie April 8, 2008

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address
by piza1235 February 24, 2022

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
by Elmer April 7, 2005

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.
by Derogenault February 2, 2007

by help man1233 January 21, 2011

by -_- nope August 17, 2019

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.
My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.
And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.
I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.
Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
by Bad C dev December 3, 2022
