can i have your number?

a common used sentence in the clip "Can i have your number" on MadTv.

oh oh, thats cool, but umm, can i have your number?

by Ryan Ogilvie April 8, 2008

I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

by piza1235 February 24, 2022

Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

by Elmer April 7, 2005

who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

by Derogenault February 2, 2007

Screw the rules I have Money

A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules

Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money

by help man1233 January 21, 2011

can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

by -_- nope August 17, 2019

I have a dream to fuck

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.

I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.

by Bad C dev December 3, 2022