i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022