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ambitiously humble

A stupid ass term that a buster would use when they want to motivate somebody
Lets be ambitiously humble bout makin these calls Bro
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gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018
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Blibble Hibble

A term to describe that moment when a Woman is talking to you, and you realize she is just talking to hear herself speak. You are supposed to be listening, but you really cannot. Why? It is complete rambling blah-blah-blah, yet she has glee in her eyes. It always begins with a couple sentences of set-up, then becomes nonsensical drawn out filler-talk, drama and pointless details that only serve as the preamble to the Main Topic, which seems to take forever to get to - if that ever happens. Usually ends up with you saying 'hold that thought, I need to use the bathroom', just to escape the endless yammering. Eventually, you will plead 'Get to the POINT!!' but this will only upset her, and you'll risk her need to start the whole story over from the beginning. Good luck.
Lisa: Oh, I have to tell you something that happened to the car on the highway.
Mike: Ok...
Lisa: Well, yesterday I was driving on Main Street, by the CVS and I needed some things so I went in and had to wait a long time on line, and I saw Melissa Smith, you know Harry's wife. They invited us over for dinner this Saturday night at 8 pm. Wanna go? Ok, so I was done in CVS, and got back in the car, and headed towards the highway, and I got a call from the dentist to confirm Tuesday's appointment. They're so nice there, that reminds me I got new toothbrushes at CVS...
Mike:...GET TO THE POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR??
Lisa: hold on, so the receptionist at the Dentist said...
Mike: hold that thought I need to hit the bathroom...

Classic case of Blibble Hibble

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Marvin: Yo, dat chick be runnin her mouf all day an night. She ain't sayin' nuthin' but a mess of Blibble Hibble.
by Bee Scott Farthingsworth September 17, 2022
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hubbed

Possessing a large, burly and toned, muscular build.
"Now I'm thinkin', I just took out a 6'6", 260 pound hubbed black man, and I can't believe this." -- Zeke Johnston
by rbrown November 13, 2004
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Humble

When Iron Sheik puts you in the Camel Clutch, breaks your back, then fucks you in the ass afterwards.
"That jabroni Bren Blair: I put him in the Camel Clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, make him HUMBLE!" - Iron Sheik
by Meatisbeat September 9, 2013
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humblectomy

Humblectomy (Humble - ectomy) : Describing a conceded person who likes to brag about everything they do no matter how small or insignificant. As if they have had all of their humbleness removed forcefully.
"Our manager brags so much about his meaningless accomplishments that I think he had a Humblectomy when he got promoted."
by Timmay1369 September 25, 2010
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humble dick

sally: girl i fucked Johnny last night
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick
by plaidgoesbad June 19, 2017
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