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Horseshoeing

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Female term: Getting a horseshoe and putting one end in your vagina and the other end in your ass.

Male term: Wrapping your dick under your butt and shoving it up your ass to create a horseshoe shape.
Why are you horseshoeing, Step Bro?
by Sinisterfox3 November 25, 2020
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Horseshoeing

When you bend your dick back into your own asshole.
"My dick is so sore from horseshoeing!" or "I feel bad for any man who can't horseshoe"
by Dude who knows April 21, 2022
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Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.
There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades
by Link Larkin March 1, 2011
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015
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anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015
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Christian Horseshoes

"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017
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