hotness

equally hot, maybe hotter together but hotties

the bride and groom’s wedding was hot but couldnt compare to their shared hotness

by sasasasasasashsasasasasa May 28, 2025

hornesty

being truthful about being horny

you have to have hornesty

by hater____11222 June 19, 2025

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

hinder hornets

When you are done taking a shit and think you've wiped good enough and then 10 minutes later your butthole itches so much it almost stings.

Damn I gotta go do a re-swipe, I got the hinder hornets!

by Fattycake94 April 21, 2018

Ty Herness

The gayest gay of gay

Ty Herness is GAYYYYYYYY

by Buddy Sullivan April 24, 2020