similar to vertigo, a dizzy or disorienting state induced by moving quickly back and forth horizontally, as in a front car seat while driving
Driver: Dude, your freakin' me out by moving your seat like that!
Shotgun Passenger: Yeah, I'm gettin' major horizontigo!
Shotgun Passenger: Yeah, I'm gettin' major horizontigo!
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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005
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Andra and I totally did the horizontal bordercross last night, and the feds couldn't do anything! So hot!
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Get the Horizontal Date mug.a beautiful girl her eyes are one of a kind she makes you smile when you want to cry makes you laugh when your mad is a great kisser if you have a girl named Herizen keep her, treat her like the queen she is , she's funny , nice, sweet and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty when it's needed she's vary protective if you have a girl named herizen never let her go
by the man i am May 19, 2015
Get the herizen mug.When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
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