Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

hoebag

a sleezy whore, or female who will never stop blowing

joe: did you see that hoebag walking down the street?
josh: yeah she was banging!

by ur dad June 18, 2006

hoebag

A female individual who has thrown all morals out in order to achieve a higher status in society.

Miley Cyrus is the perfect role model for wannabe hoebags.

by pseudobitch February 26, 2011

Don HoBag

A "Don Ho" with a bag on your partner's head with a hole for the mouth and eyes. A Don Ho is when you have anal sex with your partner with rings of pineapple around your penis. Upon completion your partner eats the pineapple off of your member.

The girl in the bar was a little rough looking, and as a result I was pretty sure I'd have to give her the Don HoBag.

by Tiny Bubblez December 18, 2009

Hobag

A slut like whore with a million or more sex partners.

After having sex with Alfred, Molly became a hobag.

by Christina April 27, 2003

hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

by God Holyfield October 7, 2011