homework

something that teachers to kill us

(if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)

i HATE homework

by neala December 19, 2002

homework

A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.

Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!

Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.

(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!

by crazymichaela March 15, 2010

homework

A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding!!!!

I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK!

by skating rules February 17, 2004

Homework

An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.

Dude, I couldn’t finish my homework last night and now mr. Dick is going to kill me!

by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017

Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.

Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.

by chelseasmile September 2, 2014

Homework

A fucking nightmare designed by the fucking spawn of satan and makes me want to fucking jump off of a 13 story building onto a fucking nailbed.

James: Hey want to hang out?

Davin: Sry, can't I have homework to do

by NOT ME ^(^(^(^(^( May 12, 2020

Homework

Originally used as a punishment, now given out quite commonly what we call teachers. Better known as FUCKING CUNTS or WHORES.

teacher: "Okay, so you guys need to do page 1-5000 by tomorrow and also a 69 page essay due in a second."
student 1: "BITCH CAN YOU STOP GIVING OUT SO MUCH HOMEWORK?!"

by toop0g4u May 7, 2022