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something that if it is not for study purposes it is a extreamly dick thing to give. Teachers that give a lot of homework are low life pieces of shit. We are in school for like 8 hours each day after school we are tired and bored. and a teacher is gonna give you more homework as if 8 hours isnt enough to take away and last pride and manhood a person could possibly savage after listening to a stupid gook chink asshole talk about how napolean fucked this guy up the ass and thats how france became a country. Homework has NO point is gay and is wrong low and obnoxious
Mr. Douch bag: im giving u a 25 page homework packet due friday.

HUGH what you think your the only teacher that gives homework, a packet plus others form other classes. FUCK YOUR MOTHER u low life cocksucker what kind of bull shit is that you bitch ass nigga, i dont care what the government says fuck what you heard it's what you hearin, and what you hearin is the sound of my gat click click boom ill blow your 2 inch cock off. motherfucker ill beat the shit out of your wife with my 15 inch cock and gag that bitch by rape, this aint a game motherucker i got a life and im busy douch bag trailor parker. Go back to the trailor park faggot u gay ass drag queen. ima set it off on your family bitch ill flip this desk over and shove this overhead projector up you ass cock sucker. All this after hearing that ho go on about the the faggits in the like fourteen hundreds all i heard was blah blah blah some lozer luie the 15th raped his kid and fucked a dog (wow) or some shit like that i dont care either i got a note for my not done homework. Dear chode go ram you 2 incher up your dogs raging asshole thanks
by Francesco Albanese January 4, 2007
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something that teachers to kill us

(if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)
i HATE homework
by neala December 19, 2002
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A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.
Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!

Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.

(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!
by crazymichaela March 15, 2010
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A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding!!!!
I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK!
by skating rules February 17, 2004
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Homework is a terrible thing teachers give students to test our memory. Homework also means taking time away from spending with friends and family. Or Homework for lazy people means more stuff to do at home when they could be out on instagram posting a selfie
I have so much homework
by im weird 80 April 9, 2014
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The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
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just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
"Hey wanna help me call 911? I was shot and I'm bleeding out."

"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
by Motherfucker idc February 22, 2015
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