hemagglutinate

The act of having ones mind literally blown to pieces by a visual display that makes so little sense, that it should have never been viewed by man to begin with.

Watching a fully mature male gorrilla having sex with a greased up midget philosopher smoking a pipe in a clown costume and bowler hat caused the mans head to hemagglutinate.

by Feint May 6, 2004

Hodagging

In desperate times (usually during a drunken stupor) in which one has relations with a female of mass proportions.

Ben was so wasted at that country music festival he went hodagging in the field.

by Bert Blylevin March 3, 2008

homad

Quite simply, an on-the-go, constantly moving from town to town, easily exploitable slut. This combines the slang term "ho" (prostitute) with the word "nomad" (one who's always traveling and never settles permanently). A homad usually exhibits trashy, attention-craving, stripper-like characteristics. While being attractive in a "big flashing red arrow pointed towards my snatch" kind of way, they will usually have a background filled with physical abuse, sexual abuse, and "daddy issues" in general, all of which could be one in the same. This starts the self destructive lifestyle of moving from town to town, living for free with men who fuck them for rent, and the slow erosion of anything good or pure about them. Such, is the homad.

My friend and his girlfreind, who'd been together for two years, both worked at WalMart. A random "homad" got a job there too. She displayed all of the standard homadic traits, and when she saw that my buddy already had a girlfriend, she struck! Her lack of roots and self-worth led her to send my friend pictures of her titties and offered for him to do anything he wanted to her. When my friend's girlfriend found out, they broke up. Meanwhile, the homad met some guy at a bar, had sex with him, and they moved to Reno the next day. TEXTBOOK HOMAD!

by Scott Kennedy May 8, 2008

Whorina Hobag

Name given to a slutty girl if you don't know her real name.

Check out Whorina Hobag over there with the thong and stripper shoes.

by Yernar December 29, 2014

hokage

this is a word known in the anime by masashi kishimoto. a hokage is the highest ninja in the hidden village of the leaf (konoha). they are suppose to protect the village from danger. as of now, there is only five hokages. very soon, naruto uzumaki is gonna be the sixth hokage.

hokage is shit. only a fool would want to be hokage. (tsunade and orochimaru)

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

homasexual

misspelling of homosexual

He's so stupid he put homasexual on urban dictionary instead of homosexual

by swfernan May 1, 2010

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009