Holiday Tree

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?
Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O
by Neezy December 02, 2005
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Holiday hands

When your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break.
Charle: Aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can't type it out
Brian: Yeah, and it's gonna be harder since I have holiday hands
by DamnCool November 27, 2007
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holiday fog

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.
Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!
by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009
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Holiday Body

During the cluster of back to back holidays (After or starting from Oktoberfest , Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Eve and the Chinese New Year even Valentine's). One may experience over eating and excessive consumption from obligatory social and or familial affairs which may lead to or result to muffin top and excessive weight gain up to reported average of 12 pounds. Thus in result of the "holiday" body.
Colleague: Why are not working from home and not come to the office anymore?
Me: .. over Skype chat - I have holiday body, can't fit into my skinny jeans without making my muffin top more pronounced.
Colleague: whatever!

Me: :(
by Car Sun- February 04, 2014
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Holiday Driver

Similar to a Sunday Driver, except applies to drunk drivers who only do it on holidays. They're the inexperienced ones responsible for 96% of drunk driving accidents and ruin it for those of us who drink and drive on a weekly basis.
Kirk: "I got hit on the 4th of July by a Holiday Driver."

Buzz: "Amateurs."
by wasteyface July 06, 2011
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Holiday Noob

When someone who is of a low level in a game especially when they receive a game for Christmas, Easter, etc. Games include The call of duty series as well as Halo and Batlefield
Kyle: Dude did you see those people who were level 20 and not even prestiged yet

Evan: Yea theyre total holiday noobs
by Codmaster98 December 31, 2011
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Hate Holiday

When you get so angry at something (person, video game, movie, etc) that you need to get up and leave for a little while to cool down.
Matt was so angry at continually losing to Rory at Virtual Fighter 4 that he had to take a little hate holiday outside.
by tinomen August 19, 2009
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