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presidential hold

A decision made by a presidential figure in order to buy time to make a real decision.
He issued a presidential hold to convince the applicant that he would receive a decision later.
by Sgrb6sc January 28, 2019
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strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.
The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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The Boob Hold

"The Boob Hold" is something every girl does, it's a comfortable and natural way to relax, it is just a way a girl can feel her body and its kinda just a thing that we do randomly when relaxing, let's normalize it.
Boy: Bro wtf is "The Boob Hold"? Girl: Bitch a a boob hold every girl does it it's just a comfort thing you wouldn't get it
by sadiemarie September 28, 2020
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hold kjeft

It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!
Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)

Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 2, 2018
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Cup Holding

Sleeping with someone’s wife while they hold your cup.
Matt: Come hold this cup while I fuck your wife.

Cup holding
by Shan.babe November 30, 2019
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Holding the Puppies

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.
"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"
by Dazzamon April 19, 2006
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holding back

having and withholding
"what? you had that lingerie and you were holding back on it?"
by holding back pro January 30, 2012
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