While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Eventmug. While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
Get the Traffic Light Event Horizonmug. A teenage youtuber/songwriter who is autistic. Dusty has previously claimed she is pansexual and spends her free time with her 2 cats who have made an appearance on her channel several times. Currently, she is in a romantic relationship with Noorth, a semi famous youtuber with a subscriber count of 16.1K subscribers. Dusty lives in Upstate New York with her family. Dusty has a very talkative and cute personality.
by biggiebong19919191 July 6, 2021
Get the Dusty Horizonmug. Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"
by von groovy June 26, 2024
Get the vanishing horizonmug. "The buck does not stop with me, Joe Biden, when I use Over-The-Horizon strikes to kill Brown kids."
by bmlt28 September 17, 2021
Get the Over-the-Horizon Strikemug. To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.
Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?
by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 9, 2020
Get the horizonedmug. by Interius July 16, 2021
Get the Dust Horizonmug.