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Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.
I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!
by BigDNash January 24, 2019
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Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS)

The following is a fan based parody (plus over 9,000 times better than the manga and both Anime series). Support the official release OR DIE YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT BASTARD!
God, please NO! I watched the entire Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS) series over 9,000 times and now my brain has rotted AND I HAVE CANCEEEER! 😭😭😭🧛🏻 ♀️💔Oh loveely loliwolly wwhyyyyy! Why can't it have just been true!! Why did you have to turn out to be a dude!
by Nemortul November 13, 2019
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HellsynYT

A fat and smelly virgin who spends his worthless time playing Call of Duty who thinks he’s a badass but in reality he’s the lowest peak of a humanform
A Regular person: Aye bro do you have a social life ?

Virgin: Naaa man I'm like HellsynYT
by IHATEFATSWEATSLOL December 16, 2019
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helmet wearing window licker

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard
That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.
by Setfu777 March 25, 2021
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hellspotato

this is a nickname on tiktok is a weird ass corny ass cringe ass little kid that uses tiktok too much. if you spot a hellspotato in public make sure to keep distance since they are known for biting. if you ever get called a hellspotato while you are in a discussion/fight you should quickly kill the person that called you a hellspotato do not EVER follow a hellspotato on tiktok cus they only make corny vids!!
''okaaay heel intressant maar niemand boeit,dus luister naar mijn schitterende gezang: dooo ree miii vaaa sooo! je moeder'' -a hellspotato
by iknowallgoofball April 7, 2022
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Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"
by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022
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Bumpy Helmet

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
by Fergloch August 25, 2010
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