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Hanky

As in a mixture of “yankee” and “high falutin”.

Like, those guys came from up north down here. Buncha hankys. Like those Trump supporters aren’t from the real south, they’re hankys.
“these newbies in our towns are real hanky”
by #livinonaprayer October 15, 2023
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Dirty Hanky

The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.
That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.
by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021
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Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.
We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.
by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023
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hankis

the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois.
Who is the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois? hankis.
by gorilla king September 21, 2009
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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night
by My babysitter July 19, 2022
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