Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

hanky danky

the poop left over in your toilet

when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.

by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

Hanky

As in a mixture of “yankee” and “high falutin”.

Like, those guys came from up north down here. Buncha hankys. Like those Trump supporters aren’t from the real south, they’re hankys.

“these newbies in our towns are real hanky”

by #livinonaprayer October 15, 2023

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017