hamburger helper 

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

hamburger helper by the hopwood June 25, 2009

hamburger helper 

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

hamburger helper by mgooch July 7, 2011

hamburger butthole 

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

hamburger butthole by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010

Hamburger face 

TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL, AND TO USE K TO ANSWER LARGE STATEMENTS OR QUESTIONS.

Example 1: Hamburger face

JAKE FREDERIC DAVEAY WAS ON SKYPE WITH RORY, WHEN HE SUDDENLY CALLED RORY A FAG AND RORY WAS OFFENED. RORY CONTINUED TO TALK BUT AFTER HOURS OF WAITING WAS ONLY LEFT A REPLY OF K. RORY THEN GAVE UP AND PLAYED SKYRIM ALONE. FUCKING HAMBURGER FACED JAKE!

Example: "WOW DUDE I WAS SO FUCKING HAMBURGER FACE LAST NIGHT".

Hamburger face by ANGRY AT JAKE! December 30, 2011

Hamburger Helper 

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

Hamburger Helper by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

hamburger helper 

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

hamburger helper by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

hamburger meat 

term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.

Yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.

hamburger meat by crash December 5, 2003