Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

hanseo

The cutiest boy in the world. Sometimes acts a little gay and has a big humongous ass.

Hanseo is my best friend and he has a big ass.

by ChoooChoo December 7, 2020

Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful gorl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

look see that gorl hansen

by HeccYou March 18, 2019

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011