hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths

I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.

by afsmist December 4, 2017

Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017

Hums Jubily

To HUM in a jubily way. Jubily would mean to add some flair to the way you hum.

“Bro did you hear about what happened yesterday?” “ well Hums Jubily”

by The Fleeby Kleeb December 2, 2020

Hum da Pum

An individual who annoys everyone within a 10 mile radius of him and is unable to understand basic human communication skills

Hum da pum is such a pum

by qawsed69 October 22, 2020

Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(

by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021

Hum dumpster

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 13, 2021