A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlightmug. Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020
Get the Hawaiian Slidemug. The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!
by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017
Get the Hawaiian buttsexmug. by Hellohowgoes April 1, 2025
Get the Hawaiian Steamermug. A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021
Get the Hawaiian surprisemug. When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024
Get the Hawaiian suck n pushmug. A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.
by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017
Get the The Hawaiian SpermBendermug.