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Hakan

Hakan is the best guy ever. He will be by your side always
This guy is cool. He must be a hakan
by Recrev October 26, 2018
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hakima

hakima is a nice girl who doesn't give zero fucks about anyone's opinion she is my best friend shes so pretty all the boys want her she has a nice smile a great dancer she there for you when you need her hakima is fun, smart, funny sometimes she's weird but in a good way never lose a best friend like hakima once you get to know her you will see how amazing she is.
oh my gosh did you see hakima

yah she so pretty and nice
yah I know she my best friend
by hakima November 7, 2019
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[hakimism]

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.
The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. He never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.
well known and faithful followers OF hakimism:

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade, the newest follower of hakimism.

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession, she is a proud hakmism follower.

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez, the youngest follower of hakimism.

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil money

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie, he can never spell hakimism correctly though.

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn, apparently all in the name of hakimism.

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7.
by G-gnome October 5, 2008
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HAKAS

Have a KICK ASS summer!

an acronym if you didn't notice
"The teacher took my yearbook away because i was writing HAKAS in everyone's book..."
by Brandon Seifert July 19, 2007
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Smelly Hawaiians

A particularly aggressive beaner that lives on a shit-hole island out in the middle of Pacific. Hawaiians usually "forget" to shower for days at a time. They are usually found wearing nasty flower shirts and shorts or board shorts that are 56 sizes too big. They have been documented to enter grocery stores, locate pineapples and take them home. Once at home they will cut them up into small chunks, at which time they will snort them up their big fat smelly beaner noses. Once high on pineapple, they WILL try to steal your bike and place it in their garage with all of the rotting surfboards they never use. They are only able to maintain their homes by selling all of the stolen bikes to pawn stars. The most famous smelly hawaiians is the giant douche dog the bounty hunter, who tazes minor criminals after they have given up the fight, once there down they will spray them repeatedly in the face with bear mace.
Those ******** Smelly Hawaiians stole my bike again!
by Ronald Goldbergsteinberg September 23, 2010
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Halair

A word used in place of the word 'hilarious'.

or

A term or phrase used to signify to others the humour and 'hilairiousness' of the present moment.
Dave told me a joke, it was so halair
by Michelle Cadman and Dave Hill December 6, 2007
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Hawaii

Hawaii, aka Tahiti but more Asian (seriously, like everyone here is Asian or part Asian).

All jokes aside, it’s a very nice place. People here are generally friendly (with the exception of Waianae) and the culture is very diverse. If you’re going to visit the islands, then make sure to respect local customs and have fun.

It is important to point out that Hawaii isn’t a perfect paradise. There are many issues such as the homeless population and high cost of living. There’s also a lot of tensions between Native Hawaiian activists and the state government. Be careful when bringing up a sensitive issue.

Also, not a lot of people speak Hawaiian anymore, so don’t worry about having to learn a different language. However, I would recommend learning Hawaiian pronunciation since many of the place names are in Hawaiian. For example, “Likelike” is pronounced “lee-keh-lee-keh”, not “like-like”.
Hawaii is a nice place, although it has issues. Mahalo nui loa for reading this definition. A hui hou!
by kmgk August 24, 2020
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