Futu'ti gura ma'tii

It means " Fuck your mother's mouth" , but its a common mom swear in romanian , alongside Futu'ti mortii ma'tii , which translates as fuck your mom's dead

Daca te prind , iti rup picioarele, futu'ti gura ma'tii .

by eli smecheru December 3, 2022

geriatrofabulous

a middle-aged adorning geriatric (senior citizen-related) habiliments, esp. a hand-woven sweater-jacket hybrid

Mr. Leonard walked into the classroom with his quite geriatrofabulous garment upon his form.

by bobo March 10, 2005

Geriaction

To "get some action" from a Geriatric.

To perform or receive any type of sexual act on, to, or with, a old geriatric person.

To "fuck an old broad".

News: I was just beaded. Fark: Two of the grannies I work with are chanting "show us your t*ts" as I type this. TF: I'm a dude

kagemaru026: then do it, prudemitter. you might get some geriaction.

by xtonyx February 24, 2009

Guian

A Guian is a bipolar but fun dude to hang around with. He may make dark jokes but he knows when enough is enough. Very Sarcastic.

Greg: Hey now that I think about it, you're just like a Guian!

Harold: Oh wow! Really? Well I better get my noose ready.

by Asskicker729 August 8, 2019

confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.

Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.

by Kua September 3, 2005

geriatrigy

a really old person that can do something really new

My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.

by Una Malachica May 14, 2009

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015