When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
by Fehtal March 15, 2021
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Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
by JasonMB September 20, 2006
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A not-so-common distortion of the word "Condom", a distortion which originates in Russian slang. However, this word has nothing to do with condoms, for it simply describes a stupid person, or one who is inclined to act stupidly.
This word, just like Blatt, becomes increasingly popular in Hebrew slang, due to the last waves of Russian immigration to Israel in recent years.
A not-so-common distortion of the word "Condom", a distortion which originates in Russian slang. However, this word has nothing to do with condoms, for it simply describes a stupid person, or one who is inclined to act stupidly.
This word, just like Blatt, becomes increasingly popular in Hebrew slang, due to the last waves of Russian immigration to Israel in recent years.
by Sagiv August 24, 2005
Get the Gandon mug.After many long, hard years of perfecting the legendary hairstyle with gallons of gel, consecutively tanning to reach expected standards, pumping iron until each chisel of every muscle visibly shows through your one-size-too-small-for-your-now-jacked-body ghinny tee, and, obviously, mastering the infamous fist pump so that each pump is in sync with the rhythm of the beats blasting through the walls of Sound Factory, you start to realize that you’re 28 years old and you’ve reached, exceeded and then over-exceeded any expectations that were put in front of you that day in high school when you decided to take on such an exuberating challenge and now you have nothing more to live for since you’ve devoted so much blood, sweat and tears into perfecting your distinguished way of life, so you opt for that other way of life that everyone else in the world has decided to choose.
Guido: Yo bro, im feelin good tonite bro. We gota juice up nice n get ta da club. Me n you, bro, wea gona bang mad bitches at the club, u kno wa im sayin?
Recovering Guido: I’m sorry, Tony. I can’t. I’ve been guido-free for 10 months now and my guidos anonymous leader says I’m doing real good. Sometimes I get the urge to buy more hair gel, but that’s not what’s affecting me the most. It’s when the beats start playing in my head over and over and all I want to do is pump my fucking fist so hard in the air. It’s so hard Tony. I’m learning to take deep breaths and breathe though, this normal way of life isn’t that bad after all. You should try it too.
Guido: Wack, bro.
Recovering Guido: I’m sorry, Tony. I can’t. I’ve been guido-free for 10 months now and my guidos anonymous leader says I’m doing real good. Sometimes I get the urge to buy more hair gel, but that’s not what’s affecting me the most. It’s when the beats start playing in my head over and over and all I want to do is pump my fucking fist so hard in the air. It’s so hard Tony. I’m learning to take deep breaths and breathe though, this normal way of life isn’t that bad after all. You should try it too.
Guido: Wack, bro.
by a lion. December 4, 2009
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Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"
Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"
Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride
by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010
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by Miles November 25, 2003
Get the Guido Hatzis mug.1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
by paporsha February 27, 2009
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