grouptarded

The condition whereby a group of people becomes significantly less able to accomplish some goal, such as going out to dinner or finishing a meeting, because no one can focus. Grouptarded gets exponentially worse the larger the group gets.

A(after waiting outside the dorms for 35 minutes): "Dude, we are gonna miss this movie--Adrianna ran back upstairs to grab her hair thingie, Pascal and Nadine just ran off to buy pretzels from the hot dog stand, Alex is detouring to an ATM, and Kellen fucked up his leg doing subway gymnastics last night so you know we'll be walking slow."
B: "We are so grouptarded."

A(during a supposedly 15 minute meeting that has stretched into 3 hours because of incessant chatter and constant interruptions): "Will you grouptarded assholes please shut the fuck up so we can finish this and get out of here?"

by Adamator November 10, 2007

group poop

when two or more people take poops at the same time in the same bathroom in stalls situated next to each other so they can have a conversation while pooping

dude, you wanna take a group poop?

yeah, but lets use the girls room, its got more stalls.

by i am poop king June 14, 2010

group hopper

someone who can go to group to group and still fit in and have a good time.

"that kid just went from the aZns to the ballers to the asb kids! freakn group hopper."

by iremainanonymous October 20, 2006

The SWASH Improv Group

An improv group from East Carolina University located in Greenville, NC. Comprised of anywhere between 12-15 members, the group focuses mostly on short-form improvisation for both rehearsals and shows. All shows are free, usually running 2 hours in length, with a 10-minute intermission.

"I saw The SWASH Improv Group perform the other night, and they made me laugh so hard that I gave them all the money I had in my bank account."
---An actual testimonial

by billyshakesguy July 26, 2006

group hang

An outing, usually consisting of four people, similar to a double date without it officially being a date. (As heard on the OC)

Seth, I am too big of a pussy to just take this girl on a date, so can we make it a group hang?

by Reb and John December 6, 2004

Ragtag Group

A group of people that doesn't normally hang out or seems odd to be together.

Person A: Hey, look it's Sarah, Jeff, Annie, and Kevin

Person B: Haha what? That's a pretty Ragtag group.

by bassssshead October 9, 2011

Group 9

The most amazing, smart and interesting group around Chicago. The consist of kids that are totally amazing and are completely awesome. All the other kids in their grade envy there intelligence and want to be like them but secretly hide it.

Dang, there goes Group 9. I want to be just like them.
Synonym: Amazing, awesome, intelligent
Antonyms: Stupid, uncool, lame

by A Fellow Group Niner January 5, 2009