Geekers

Geekers

What are Geekers

by anonymous May 3, 2025

greener

A slur for green people

John: did you see dave is green

Alex: yea hes a dirty greener

by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Lemonade greeter

A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow

I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.

by Jonathan Bigue-Bottoms October 13, 2023

Shroom Geeker

A person that’s addicted to poisonous mushrooms because they make them feel high

Jerold is a mad Shroom Geeker.

by Otistube1 June 18, 2025

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023