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Geezering

To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.
Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!
by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013
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Geezer

A goofy, weird person; someone who does strange things that are out of the ordinary, a loser.
Person 1: Did you see that band kid walk by
Person 2: Yeah dude he’s such a geezer
by cumward2 March 16, 2023
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Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023
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geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.
Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!
by ffokcuf March 30, 2025
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Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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