The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
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by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
Get the Step on my garlic bread mug.The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and shortly after urinating in your partner's mouth to create a substance that resembles butter garlic sauce. Gargling may be necessary.
by -cmd88- June 21, 2011
Get the Butter Garlic Sauce mug.Uncomfortable, unpleasant and unpalatable facts. Aptly named due to the innate inability of a Feminist to handle truth, much like a vampire's inability to handle garlic.
Guy 1: Dude. I dunno what to do. I just saw Dave's girl getting dicked down in the back of a car by Chad & Tyrone.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.
by Sydney MGTOW October 1, 2019
Get the Feminist Garlic mug.Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'
by He-Man (Candle) May 24, 2012
Get the The Honey Garlic mug.A tall privately-cultivated herb with various uses or the material produced from the harvest of the plant itself; marijuana (not to be confused with the phrase "herb and garlic").
by isthismatt? August 5, 2004
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