Joanna Garlic

Very Interesting Person. Bad at Maths and a very emotional person. They are 5'7 and a half and sometimes if you annoy them they get very mad. Overall they are a mental person but sometimes AND i mean SOMETIMES they are funny. and they r gay 2.

hey look is Joanna garlic

by hello_54321 November 21, 2023

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

Garlic

Actually a person, don't deny their herbyness

“Damn, that person is herby, who is that?
“Thats garlic bro”

by Obviously-Garlic April 5, 2022

Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020

Inventor of garlic bread

Its a random bitch in canada (me)

yo that random bitch in canada is the inventor of garlic bread.

by bitch in canada March 21, 2023

Garlic Knot

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.

(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"

by VolMeadow February 1, 2024

farmin' garlic

to masturbate

Chuck was embarrassed when his mom caught him farmin' garlic.

by Bryan Dark Line August 1, 2008