The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Kendrick Garfield

Marjorie's man! He could intimidates you with his fierce look, but the more you know him the more you're wanting something more about him. He is the owner of soft speaking and calming words, which never failed to make anybody feel better. He clings like koala, yet born to be someone really reliable. He is really one of a kind, the realest and finest human being ever.

"That grumpy man, he is Kendrick Garfield, isn't he?"

by saintbiche July 30, 2022

Garfield

Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.

1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh

by kys<33 August 10, 2022

Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 7, 2022

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022