James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

by mellielover111 September 26, 2019

Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023

Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as

That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 18, 2021

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Garfield

Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.

Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz

Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!

Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS

Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.

by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022