moonlight gardening

To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully

"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"

"Yes."

by Aphex2 December 17, 2008

Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.

Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.

by adult-gardener May 2, 2009

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

gathering

Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.

Kerri plans on going to a gathering.

by taka January 8, 2005

Magic the Gathering

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!

"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005

barbering

VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

Terrace Gathering

When a G.O.P. or group of pals/people get together for the 'luls', on a Terrace.

The Bitches invited The Coach to a terrace Gathering, I can only imagine how big the smile on The Coach's face will be when he leaves.

by *The Coach* July 26, 2009