Gage 

A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.

Gages Dick is so big that I thought it was his leg

Gage by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Gage 

Gage is the name of a perfect husband. He cute, sexy, smart, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, makes you happy and you just cannot live without him. He would never be the one to breakup with you or cheat on you. He would never say anything rude to you, and he doesn’t like to joke around (i think). I LOVE YOU GAGE

Gage I love you so much

Gage by Gage’s wife ❤️ (princess) December 4, 2021

gage 

he is one of the most perfect guys. He can do anything he puts his mind to. Any girl would chase after him if he saw him. He also has the best personality out there.

is that perfect

no that’s just gage

gage by anastavneck January 20, 2022

Gage 

a fucking rapist who sexually assaulted, raped and cheated on me countless times. all of his friends have sexually harassed and/or assaulted girls too, and they're all totally fine w it!

he raped you? what a gage

Gage by fuckchoirbitches April 26, 2022

Gage 

Gage; A fuck-wit that can’t spell or turn off his Fans.

“Did you hear about gage? Guys a class A tard “

Gage by BigHeadedBirdy May 5, 2022

Gage 

An annoying kid who sits in the back of the classroom and insults people and does not know who a chair properly. He always wears a bright red sweater and is kinda gay despite his crush on a certain someone who has a short name (3 letters maybe?????) and it ends with an a.

Gage is sus

Gage by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022

Gage 

Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.

Where’s Gage? Oh he left to go shooting with his homies.

Gage by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022