Goosed

Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.

He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.

by Cruzinbill April 15, 2014

Gooked

kooked (acting crazy while completely sober) and geeked at the time

i was kooked before hippy rock, but now i am gooked

by chickmomas March 21, 2019

gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

by Jack Goff May 11, 2006

Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013

gooper

The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.

I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

Goopey

Sad and/or miserable because you havent spoken to a special someone in ages ( or what seems like an eternity) Warning: can induce crankiness if you're a junkie

Miserable Goopey

by Psycho/Sab the Vampire! October 17, 2008

goobed

to get really drunk or high to the point where you just laugh and make everyone your with laugh

chick: Kuppi is so funny! i wanna hang with him again!
dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!


Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down

by Ben08Jew January 2, 2009