The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
Get the GOOBmug. 
gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused
Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025
Get the goobedmug. A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020
Get the Uber-goobmug. Goob and Mary-Anne are a couple from a *tv show, they both are in a completely different clique, he's a rockstar, she's a cheerleader; they both are 2nd in command. Goob would protect and make sure Mary-Anne is happy no matter what it takes, Mary-Anne would defend and help Goob in the time of need. They both are very close, in an undercover sorta way, (secretly date) but sooner or later everybody figures it out, Mary-Anne is latino-american, with silver piercing eyes with long brunette hair, Goob has a fair skin tone, with turteal eyes, but in the dark looks dark blue... Under his hoodie and tuke, hides his blackish/redish shaggy hair. He is negative and tempermental, while she is calm, and cheerfull. They are both very strong, and could beat up anybody! Talk about strong
by Hatsymdrome1 September 26, 2017
Get the Goob×Mary-Annemug. man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.
man 2: What does that mean?
man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.
man 2: What does that mean?
man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.
by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022
Get the Goobsmug. 